Big Board of Thoughts in School while being drunk

Do Greeks still believe that gods live on Mt. Olympus? I don’t think that they do but wouldn’t it be cool if you could like say, “Hey greeks I climbed Mt. Olympus and your gods were missing. How does that make you feel?” Its kind of weird to be able to disregard a whole religion because people couldn’t climb a mountain to see for themselves.

Big Board Of NFL Predictions:Week 4

Atlanta @ Carolina……………… I got Carolina in this one. Jake Delhomme is playing like a man on fire and that defense in Atlanta will not be able to stop him. Expect big games from Steve Smith, Mushin Muhammad and my boy Jon Stewart. Bust of the game, Mike N Ike Turner 43 yards rushing NO touchdowns. Carolina 31-17
Arizona @ Jets……………………. Brett Favre sucks ass so there’s no chance my boy Kurt is going to get a loss. Look for Tim Hightower to score 2 TDs and the Cards improve to 4-0. Arizona 24- Jets 12

Cleveland @ Cincinati…………… Derek Anderson is going to light it up for 400 yards and the mighty Quinn will continue to ride the pin. Cleveland wins it 41-36.

Minnesota @ Tennesse…………. The ghost of Vince Young is going to lead the Titans to a 12-7 victory as AP can’t get anything but yards on the ground. AP’s line 24 carries 123 yards and 0 tds

Green Bay @ Tampa Bay…………… I like Tampa Bay but John Gruden’s benching of Jeff “I’m Gay” Garcia is going to end up killing the Bucs. Green Bay is going to win this by a wide margin of 34-16 a s Brian Greise gets pick-sixed twice.

San Francisco @ New Orleans…….. The Saints will roll because Reggie Bush is finally playing like he was suppose to play out of college. Reggie’s looking explosive and is getting in the endzone. Having Duece carry the load isn’t bad either. San Fran on the other hand is just not a solid team. New Orleans 21 San Fran 17

Houston @ Jacksonville……………… Houston needs a win badly and Jacksonville can’t afford to fall to 1-3. I don’t think Houston can pull this one off on the road. Look for Fred Taylor and Mo Jones-Drew to run wild. Jacksonville 27 Houston 17

Denver @ Kansas City………………… I’ll I can say is Herm Edwards you suck get the ball to LJ. His failure to do so will make this game Denver 42 Kansas City 10

Buffalo @ St. Louis…………………….. Trent Green are you kidding me mark this down for Buffalo as Marshawn scores 3 tds. Buffalo 27 St. Losers 0

San Diego @ Oakland…………………. Kiffin saves his job by pulling out an upset over the overrated Chargers. Oakland 22 San Diego 21

Washington @ Dallas…………………. Dallas can’t win this division game because its the trap of the week. Portis runs for 80 yards and J Campbell gets 3 tds. Washington 36 Dallas 28

Philadelphia @ Chicago……………… Philly can’t win without Westbrook and Chicago’s get 2 defensive touch downs. Chicago 27 Philly 3

Baltimore @ Pittsburgh……………… The burg is going to lose this game because Ray Lewis refuses to lose with an injured Ben going against him. Baltimore 16 Pittsburgh 9

Pat’s Platinum Song of the Week

Get Drunk by Omega Red featuring T Pain

Big Board of Buds: James “The Legendary James” McAndrew

James McAndrew was born of the unvirgin Mary on the legendary day of 7/20/90. At first Johnny Mac thought he had been born a defective son because A) He had a size large head as an infant, B) He had bright red hair, and 3) The kid always had a beer in his hand. Fortunatly James was on his way to Legend Status for he was not defective but highly inquisitve. The doctors predicted that by the time he was age 21 he would have a large cranium and done a cape to show his superiority. However James met a unique character in Sean “Swanson” Williamson. This dubious tag team, along with Sargent Drew Gresh, gained noteritity at baseball camp where they made up songs and kicked some ass. Sean and James were then escorted to lunch by Zeke, the best camp counsler to ever attend HCC, and proceed to snort Hot Fries. By snorting hot fries James appeared much like Alan Bednar inthat he always looked high. James then got into more scuffles which included hawking a lugie into the face of Danny Baush. This rep got him kicked out of Peck and sent to Blessed Sacrament where his brain power increased. Once James got into high school, James wanted to turn his life around and enrolled in the Cross Country program. James had a promising career until he broke his toe playing barefoot football. With his career derailed, James turned to a life of crime by stealing apples. Getting bored of that he turned to baseball where he developed a knuckleball and a itch for fire. Before practices James would light up gasoline in a wooded area to see if he could escape death. Ofcourse James is Legendary so he escaped and moved onto being a sophomore. Sophomore year was a year of slacking for James as nothing happened until baseball season where he started smoking pot regularly. Growing bored of this life style he turned to beer as a junior. Partying was in his arsenal and so was getting Legendary James McAndrew Hammered. Soon James was being scouted by the Reds for baseball but he was more interested in being a halfway crook. By senior year, James was donning glasses and buying beer for his posse. This allowed the halfway crooks to get toasted every night. James has been descirbed as a drunk, a fuckface and it has been said that “(James) is always double-fisting. He never has a free hand.” James enjoys drinking, Boston, sports, Boston sports, punching things with his head, drinking, smoking cloves to take the stress away, and plans on being Bill Simmons after college. He is currently looking for some gata and can speak 3 languages. He would like people to also read his blog. James’ favorite quote is “Let’s Fuck” and his favorite movie is The Notebook. He has also been tazed twice for possesing beer and a wiseass.

Mexican Word of the Week: Water

This girl won’t call Sampy back. He doesn’t know WATER problem is.

Big Board of Buds: Daniel “D-Hood” Gaines

Daniel Bartalbee Gaines was born on a farm in Idaho to Martha and Tim Gaines. When he was 2, the family sold there assets and moved to THE New York City, where Danny attended P.S. 118. Due to his impeckable farming skills, he won the All-City Vegetable growing contest with a Pumpkin that weighed 832 pounds. Fortunatly for those who know Danny, the family was forced to move to Holyoke, Massachusetts because the pumpkin ate their house after it was sprayed with adrenochrome. Danny attended First Lutheran where he became a thug with cohorts Patrick Kelly and Jonathan Massey. In a Biggie/Tupac-like Battle Royale, Danny and Sean “SK” Kelly dispelled Massey to South Hadley after Massey tried to get them in trouble for supplying a child with cancer a big bag of grass which they sold as marijuana. While Danny stayed mostly out of trouble early in his days, he took a turn to the dark side in High School. Danny played on the most notorius freshman basketball team in Holyoke High History where he earned the nickname Napolean because of his skills in taking over the game through grabbing rebounds. However once he bacame ill, Moira Murphy made a pun out of Napolean and called him Napolean Dynamite. Because of the sickness, Danny was unable to get his hair cut and his eyes had swollen up making it hard for him to wear contacts. Danny appeaered in class looking like this. Danny lost all his respect after that and lost his game. Unable to play to a high level on the hardwood, Danny moved over to baseball where he made Varsity his first year, pitching only 1 inning fewer than his brother, Andrew “Fireballs” Gaines. Danny soon earned the nickname D-Hood because of his childhood in THE NYC and for his ability to wear a hoodie while he warmed up. Danny had a stellar junior year leading Holyoke with 2 wins. Junior year spelled out trouble for D-Hood though, his baseball team was in shambles. Teams were unafraid of his fastball and nicknamed him Dandilion. Coach Tom Brassil credits Minnechaug for shattering his star player, saying, “That girl that did the book was distracting all our palyers. We made 4 errors… FOUR! because we were checking her fine ass out. I’m all for looking at the babes, but when you hit a deaf kid in the head because your looking at one, that’s bad. Sean (Stevenson) and Gaines wanted to transfer there after that. How are we suppose to win a game if their thinking about bitches. Bitches man bitches.” Danny became embedded in the thug life, smoking grape phillies and drinking the Miller High Life. Then Junior year ended and a miracle happened. When Danny was fishing at his favorite watering hole, a mistical light appeared and said, “Workout you dumbass” and thus began Danny’s hellish year. Danny became a workout hero while partying to his max. His motto was something like “Work Hard, Play Hard, Fuck Hard” Danny stayed out way past his curfew almost every night except for nights he was pitching and boy did he deserve those party nights. Danny made second team All Western Mass posting great numbers that included revenge on Minnechaug where he threw a one hitter. Holyoke decieded to name the bullpen after him, naming it the DQ Flame Thrower. After the season, Danny joined a beruit team with Brian “The Brian” Reardon where they went a combined 23-4 over a 3 day stand. Upon Graduation from high school, Danny decieded to get serious with his life heading to college early and getting a 9-5 at the Shell Station by Stop and Shop. Danny missed the Cape Trip and various parties because of this but it will benifit him in the long run. Danny currently pitches for MCLA where he projects to be the man. Danny enjoys drinking, dipping, working out, and being goofy as he can be. He loves the Mets, Giants, Rockets and keeping the book for any sporting event. D-Hood is single and is looking for a hot sexy single with huge boobs and sexy hair. According to a source Danny can pitch and slap a bitch so a warning is advised.

Mexican Word of the Week: July

You told me you were going to pay me back but JULY to me. Julyer.

Big Board of Buds: Samuel Zwirko

Today’s Bud is Sam “Bam” Zwirko. Sampy grew up a bully, pushing kids around in preschool. Somehow, he made friends like that and quickly rose up the ranks of popularity at his elemtry alma mater Mater Delarosa. Sampy was Mike Afflitto’s (The Italian Stallion) right hand man, running the kick ball court. Sam was a bonafide player until he got to high school where his facial hair, or lack there of, seriously hampered his game. Trying to get ahead with the ladies any way he could, he joined the football team. Zwirko was practicing with his friends when Big Jason Todd leveled him to the ground shattering his right fibula. Sam now had an in with the ladies. Unfortunatly his crutches prevented him from getting seriously invovled with any one because “he was more into those crutches than me” or “he wanted me to sign his cast but not his dick. It’s like What. The. Fuck.” Sam proceeded to fall off the face of the earth for one and a half years. Then he suddenly appeared on the scene with all the Penn State apparell money could buy. He also showed up with his goatee. Sam quickly joined the party scene as a facial haired senior at Holyoke High School where he became quiet the pounder. One of his favorite sayings is “I like 2 beers and a bed” or “ha. ha…. ha”. Sam Bam likes to drive to most parties and laughing with his boys. Sam is the inventer of “clowin” (art of being a clown) “sammered” (being hammered like Sam) and “Momma’s Boy” (Linda and Vic beat him if he disobeys). Currently Sam is partying at an A level at Nichols College while steadily averaging a WD. Sam enjoys working, drinking Captain and Coke, Being with animals, his family, and Linda, as well as doing police work for the University Park Apartments. Sam is most remebered for being Sampy the First, a lightweight, “hearing a snap”, working all the time, having an elephant dick and (inapporpriate). He also hates his one ear that is maligned. Sam Bam hopes to be a state trooper one day and perfers to not get tazered… at all.

Mexican Word of the Week: Lettuce

My girlfriend wants to get married but her parents won’t lettuce.