Note all persons are Under the by 1 or more substances
Person 1: Watched a guy fall on ice, guy happens to have a Samurai Sword, Person 1 licks Samurai Sword, makes 4 Easy Macs, passes out next to his bed and sleeps on the floor.
Person 2: Sleeps in Person 1s bed, thinks aliens are attacking him, gets his right hand and right leg tied to bed with a shoelace
Person 3: Passes out while eating soup, Soup spills all over him, thinks his dog is writing on him, sleeps with Person 2 in Person 1’s bed after he slept on the floor for a short while
Person 4: Does laps around the dorm because he hears sirens, thinks hes in the Matrix and tries to run up walls, tries to sleep in the top bunk in Person 1’s room but falls off the chair injuring himself, donates all his snacks to Person 1s room.
Person 5: Gets to see Samurai Guy fall and then plays with the sword
Person 6: Buys me and a friend a beer, urinates on the fence by the hockey rink where a cop zooms past, slams on brakes and yells at him, isn’t found as of February 3rd 3 PM
Person 6:
