Note all persons are Under the by 1 or more substances
Person 1: Watched a guy fall on ice, guy happens to have a Samurai Sword, Person 1 licks Samurai Sword, makes 4 Easy Macs, passes out next to his bed and sleeps on the floor.
Person 2: Sleeps in Person 1s bed, thinks aliens are attacking him, gets his right hand and right leg tied to bed with a shoelace
Person 3: Passes out while eating soup, Soup spills all over him, thinks his dog is writing on him, sleeps with Person 2 in Person 1’s bed after he slept on the floor for a short while
Person 4: Does laps around the dorm because he hears sirens, thinks hes in the Matrix and tries to run up walls, tries to sleep in the top bunk in Person 1’s room but falls off the chair injuring himself, donates all his snacks to Person 1s room.
Person 5: Gets to see Samurai Guy fall and then plays with the sword
Person 6: Buys me and a friend a beer, urinates on the fence by the hockey rink where a cop zooms past, slams on brakes and yells at him, isn’t found as of February 3rd 3 PM
Friday night was a crazy night for all of Guzman Hall(20 write ups) but no one had a crazier night than Danny. He got obilerated and decieded it would be a good idea to run up and down the hall. Not knowing that he couldn’t turn at fullspeed, Danny tried to turn into his room while at a full sprint. Unfortunatly he missed and ran into a concerete wall falling flat on his ass. Feeling the pain, Danny just layed on the ground until one of his friends picked him up and got him into his room. Danny proceeded to knock down 2 chairs and eventually made it to his bed. In the morning, he woke up to a wet matress and a colorful pillow. Now the matress was wet because he pissed himself but the pillow on the otherhand shouldn’t have been wet let alone colorful. Turns out Danny’s next door neighbor put M&M’s in his pillow and somehow Danny got the pillow wet. Who knows how he did it but Danny achieved a feat that no one else I know has done…. He pissed his pillow.
Playing Guitar Hero is always a treat but when its not plugged in and you think your playing, thats a trip to the Island. Congratulations Air McNair you have succesfully made it to the Island.
Visiting the Island is something that can happen on any night. You can just be sitting there drinking and just having a good time. Then something magical happens and you just get out of control and visit the Island. This past week a few kids made that trip to the Island and had a great time. We’re not going to use names in order to protect their identity.
It was Monday night and the Raw Doggies just destroyed Team Doug Flutie in flag football. In order to celebrate 2 teammates went to the bar to celebrate. Both kids got really drunk and came home around 4-430. Fearing the worst “Chuckie” put a trash bag near his bed incase he got sick. About an hour later Chuckie started to sleepwalk and found a bathroom. As he was going his roomate, “Alvin” woke up and saw him pissing on all his books and the other roomate, “Mario’s”, shoes. Alvin was like WHAT THE FUCK and Chuckie ran outside the door and finished up eventually producing a large yellow puddle outside the door. When Chuckie came back in he felt sick and picked up the trashbag and threw up in it. Unfortunetly, it was his shorts and not the trash bag thus defeating the purpose of the trashbag. Sometime between that and 8:30 Mario pissed his sheets making it 2 roomates defiling the room. Fortunatly both had a great night.
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